Tuesday, January 13, 2009
College Girl Sells Virginity
Here is a story of a Woman’s Study Major (snicker) who put her virginity up for auction. Amazingly, this horse face whore has apparently found some loser to pay her 3.7 million dollars to have sex with her.
Oh, and this little darling is planning to get her master’s degree in Family and Marriage Therapy (I kid you not.) So after she graduates there is a good possibility that she will work as an “expert” advisor to a Family Court.
If you happened to be a young married guy that gets served divorce papers, you might be lucky enough to have this darling as the expert witness in determining who gets custody of your children. Yes, future Family Court judges will undoubtedly rely on Miss Dylan’s sober expertise in evaluating healthy relationships.
Real life is funnier than fiction.