Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Bowling Hate Crime!



It was reported in the news that a vicious criminal stole 150 bowling balls from Thurston’s Restaurant bowling alley in New York. Of course, I was curious as to why anyone would want to steal 150 bowling balls. Is there an active black market for crappy bowling balls? And how would a thief manage to remove 150 bowling balls in the middle of the night? Did he have a truck to carry the bowling ball loot? I can’t imagine that someone could fit 150 bowling balls in a car.

As part of the RAMZPAUL’s in-depth investigations, I looked deeper into the mysterious case of the Bowling Ball Caper.

3 comments:

  1. The foreign kid on That 70s Show, out bowling with the group of kids, walks up to his friends holding two bowling balls, one dark blue and one black: "Hey everybody! My balls are black and blue!"

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  2. Ahhh... the jokes that are possible with bowling! :-) I think the lady I was interviewing started to also play along.

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  3. Seriously, my first thought was that it had to be someone without any. Right?

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