I guess the crises de jure is Swine Flu. WE ARE ALL DOING TO DIE UNLESS THE GOVERNMENT TAKES DRASTIC ACTION!!!!!
So whatever happened with Mad Cow, SARS and the Bird Flu? I don’t remember.
Anyway, this is MAJOR NEWS. And it will remain major news until Lindsay Lohan is arrested again.
Some comments from Ron Paul:
And a flashback to 1976: