Friday, May 1, 2009
Alien Skull Found on Mars!
UFO experts have identified an alien skull based on the photographs that were returned from NASA. It looks like the alien was for some reason buried up to his neck before he died. Was this a punishment? Or some sort of strange alien ritual? We may never know.
Amazingly, I found an alien skull in my garden (see below). The skull I found looks like it may have belonged to a fat alien.
Anyway, now that we have conclusive photographic evidence, hopefully this will shut up the alien deniers.