Friday, January 29, 2010
Snow Disaster in Oklahoma! OMG!
The local Oklahoma media has been in hysteria over the past few days about the winter storm that was approaching. Well, the storm hit and the human tragedy is unimaginable. Luckily our local media has been providing around the clock coverage of this disaster in the STORM CENTER (keeping you safe). The governor of Oklahoma has declared all of Oklahoma to be a DISASTER area.
Hopefully we will get much needed money from the federal government. Otherwise I will have to go out and loot, rape and kill as if I were in Haiti.
Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers. But mostly, be sure to send us money.
P.S. I will keep a running tally here of the human death toll of this storm:
People estimated killed so far in this OFFICIAL DISASTER: 0
01/30/10 - Death Toll update: 0