Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Australia Bans Small Breasts

From the wacky world of government censors:

The Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films.

Under this act, a 30 year old woman could potentially be arrested in Australia for posting a topless photo IF she has small breasts. If the woman should have large enough breasts (not specified by the government) it is OK.

In Australia it would be illegal for this woman to post a topless photo of herself:

However, it would be legal for this woman to post a topless photo:


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