I, for one, and henceforth, promise to preserve the duality of 'skin' and 'inside'. Don't wants me no rotten fruit.
The last television I ever watched was a 2011 Super Bowl commercial where a goofy White beta male was sucking off the fingers of an alpha Negro buck who had been eating Doritos. I have not watched even one minute of TV since and I am all for Doritos being banned.
Nice home run at the end!