Monday, September 24, 2012

Peruvian Plot To Pork up Americans for Sinister Harvest?



Ground breaking research determines that drinking sugar water (e.g., Coke, Pepsi) can cause you to get fat.

New research powerfully strengthens the case against soda and other sugary drinks as culprits in the obesity epidemic.

http://www.goupstate.com/article/20120924/WIRE/120929854?tc=ar


I wonder if this obesity epidemic might actually be a Peruvian terrorist plot to steal our precious bodily fluids? This was a plot discovered a couple of years ago.

Police say a gang in the Peruvian jungle has been killing people and draining fat from the corpses to sell on the black market for use in cosmetics, although medical experts say they doubt a major market for fat exists.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34057001/ns/world_news-americas/t/peruvian-police-gang-killed-people-their-fat/#.UGCcy41mROI

1 comment:

  1. Has anyone really researched what happens to the fat harvested from liposuction clinics? Questions need to be asked - and I know I'm not the one to ask them. Could my 300lb wife's DNA really end up being smeared over the face of some Peruvian tribal chiefs lady-boy mistress? God, I hope so.

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