Controversy erupted this week in America concerning Santa Claus' race. It started with an African-American writing for Slate claiming that Santa should be transformed into a Black penguin.
The author, Alsha Harris, took the Nationalist position that she can not relate to anyone of another race. And imagining Santa as White caused her much emotional damage as a child.
The White Santa
Her proposal for the new Santa
This story was a subject of a Fox News debate in which Megyn Kelly claimed that Santa is White.
This created an uproar among the politically correct crowd. Could Megyn Kelly be initiating another Holocaust?
As such I decided to investigate the real racial heritage of Santa Claus. Based on my research I am convinced that Santa was of the Ainu tribe found in northern Japan. The Ainu have white skin and frequently have blue eyes. They are a hairy people with long beards. The live in the cold with reindeer. And the Japanese are known for their mass toy production. I think the evidence is clear.
Looks like Santa to me