Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Republican Presidential Debate
I watched part of the Republican Presidential Debate. I would have watched it all, but Wednesday is my night to study the Constitution and watch Japanese pr0n.
Pretty much the start of the debate was Israel, Israel, Russia, Israel, Iran, Syria and Israel.
The old lady who ran a high tech company in the ground (she reminded me of Skyler from Breaking Bad), mentioned that if she was elected president she would immediately call the Israeli Prime Minister for a booty call and then declare war on Russia and Iran. Or something like that.
It was a chaotic debate with these clowns trying to get their rehearsed sound bites out. As such, they frequently talked over each other. Well, except when Ben Carson spoke. When Ben spoke they all got real quiet and respectful.
Jeb Bush was trying to act like a high energy Alpha Male. He failed, but it was cute to watch.
Donald just had his usual "I don't give a fuck" attitude. At one point he insulted Rand Paul's looks. Why insult a candidate's look? I think Trump just does it for the lulz. Good enough reason for me.
The debate ended with Trump and Carson becoming soul brothers.
I could see them doing a Blues Brothers revival.