Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Man gets woman wet, goes to jail

Below is a sad story of domestic violence. It seems that a guy got a woman wet and he ended up being charged with domestic violence. Per the story below:

JENSEN BEACH - A man was charged with domestic battery after he drenched his wife with a garden hose and attacked her for smoking in the house, according to a police report.


I can understand being arrested for domestic violence for physically assaulting a woman. But is it reasonable to send a man to jail just because he gets a woman wet? As it is summer in Florida, I doubt that getting sprayed by a garden hose is that uncomfortable.

I definitely think this story is a men’s rights issue.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Jon and Kate Gosselin Separate!

It seems that the TLC stars Jon and Kate Gosselin have separated. I have never watched the show much, but based on the YouTube clips, poor Jon looked quite whipped. Most of the show consisted of Kate explaining to Jon everything he does wrong. The poor guy just slunk in his chair as she berated him in front of the camera. It was obvious that she was dominate in the relationship.

I suppose some men have always been hen pecked throughout the ages. But it seems that there are more and more relationships in which the woman is aggressive and the guy is extremely passive. I am not sure if this is a result of feminism or men are just getting naturally timid. But watching poor Jon with Kate was painful to watch.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

2010 Census

Rep. Michele Bachmann was on a morning talk show in which she stated that she was opposed to answering some of the more personal questions (such as race) required by the 2010 census. Both the media pundits on the Left and Right went bat shit insane. After all, we MUST OBEY THE STATE!

Michele Bachmann mentioned (correctly) how the census data was used by FDR in 1942 to round up Japanese Americans and place them in concentration camps. The blonde bimbo reporter freaked out about this statement and responded that the government did this years ago and obviously the government has never done anything like that with the census data since that time.

Here is a link provided by the Freedom of Information Act which shows that as recently as 2004, the State has used census data to track people based on their racial background.


But what does Michele Bachmann know? She is obviously just some kook.


Saturday, June 27, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

It seems that the new Transformer movie has been accused of racism. It seems two of the robots, Skids and Mudflap, are jive-talking and illiterate. Critics say this proves that the writers were trying to depict these robots as Blacks.


And, yet, crude racial stereotypes (such as the YouTube video below) are overlooked. YouTube is usually quick to pull offensive videos, but for some reason they let this video stay. I suppose the reason is because the video was created by an African-American.

Friday, June 26, 2009

When a Panda and an Elephant falls in love

This is what happens when a panda falls in love with an elephant. Despite being from different cultures, true love could not keep the love struck elephant and panda apart. These are their love children.


Thursday, June 25, 2009

Dead Celebrity Week

A review of the celebrities that died in the past week. RIP to Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.

It seems that this was a bad week for celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson all passed on this week. It is a reminder of no matter how rich or famous you might be, the grim reaper eventually takes us all.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Racist Sports Logos

It seems that the NCAA is requiring William and Mary to change their sports logo. William and Mary was once known as the Indians. In the 1980s they changed their name to The Tribe. However, as you can see below their logo is still shockingly racist and offensive. According to the article, William and Mary is seriously thinking of changing the mascot to be that of an asparagus.


I also think that we should force other teams that have racist logos, such as the Boston Celtics, to change. I propose that we change the Boston Celtics to the Boston Pears. I believe that would be much more sensitive and diverse.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Toronto digitally adds black guy to Fun Guide

Below is a funny story of political correctness in Canada. It seems that the Toronto City magazine digitally altered a picture of a family so that it would include a smiling Black guy. The smiling black head is just a stock picture of a guy that has never actually been in Canada.

The smiling, ethnically diverse family featured on the cover of Toronto's latest edition of its summer Fun Guide was digitally altered to make the photo more "inclusive," which city officials say is in keeping with a policy to reflect diversity.


Here is the original picture:

Here is the politically correct version:

Monday, June 22, 2009

The Iranian Green Revolution!

This is a video I created in tribute to the spontaneous Iranian green revolution. These spontaneous protests were the result of billions of US tax dollars working tirelessly behind the scenes since 2007. The National Endowment for Democracy determined to use the color green based on many focus groups and marketing studies. I personally think the shade of green is quite effective and appealing.

Rumor has it that the US government is considering selling the naming rights of the revolution to corporations. I support that idea as a way to help reduce the cost of foreign meddling during these tough economic times.

Please support our tax dollars at work!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Why Fathers Day Sucks

I saw a story today (see link below) where Obama wrote his daughters expressing his regrets as a father. Of course, if he was sincere such a letter would be private and not sent to the media. However, it is not unusual for politicians to use their children as political props.


This story reminded me of why I loathe the big three guilt holidays – Valentine’s Day, Mothers Day and Fathers Day. All of these holidays are based on manipulation of what should be private emotions.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Russian woman rapes 10 men

The oddest stories frequently come out of Russia. Per Pravda, it seems that a Russian spider woman has been drugging and raping men.

The police of Russia’s Tambov region arrested a female rapist, who committed perverse crimes against at least ten males. The woman would slip a Mickey Finn into their strong drinks and expose them to brutal sexual abuse.


Despite being in Pravda, I do think this story sounds like an urban myth. Such a shame.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Explaining Iran To Children

Green is the color of the protestors of the Iranian elections. Kenneth Timmerman (who provided false information concerning WMD s in Iraq) has stated:

“The National Endowment for Democracy has spent millions of dollars during the past decade promoting ‘color’ revolutions in places such as Ukraine and Serbia, training political workers in modern communications and organizational techniques."


This is part of the effort started back in 2007 when Bush decided to spend 400 million to expand covert operations and support rebel groups in Iran.


Of course, the CIA has prior experience meddling in the politics of Iran. Obama has recently admitted the rumor that the CIA engineered a coup against the elected Iranian government in 1953.


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Barbara Boxer: Please Call Me 'Senator'

It seems that the elderly Barbara Boxer got her panties in a twist because a General referred to her as “Ma’am” instead of Senator. Even though the General referred to the male senators as “sir” the word “ma’am” seemed to offend the strong and independent Barbara Boxer.

Below is a video of the incident.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Iranian Election Protests

The news media is giving quite a bit of favorable coverage to the Iranian election protests. As usual, the United States government has no problems meddling in the affairs of other countries. But what is especially amusing is how the US government is SHOCKED that that Iranian government is attempting to crack down on protests.

This is amusing because the US government considers peaceful protests in the US to be considered a form of “low level terrorist activity.”

Below is a link of a memo that the ACLU set to the Department of Defense. It seems the Department of Defense is teaching its employees that any form of protest against the government is terrorism.


Instead of bitching about Iran, we should clean our own house first.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Turning Japanese

Below is an interesting article concerning Japanese men called soushoku danshi. This translates into “grass eater.” These are Japanese men who are not interested in chasing women or material wealth. They just live for themselves and enjoy their own hobbies (such as playing video games). Of course, this has Japanese women in an uproar. How dare these men live life for themselves! Who do they think they are?


We are starting to see a similar trend in the United States. Many young guys are determining that it is just not worth it to follow the traditional path. If the government despises such men, why should they work hard to maintain the society?

Monday, June 15, 2009

Los Angeles Basketball Riots

Los Angeles celebrated the Lakers basketball championship with the usual rioting and looting. RAMZPAUL investigates and determines that the riots were caused by right wing extremists.


Sunday, June 14, 2009

Rambling Man

Just got back from my Colorado visit. This is just a video on the trip back home. Nothing real political.

However, it was fun to see all the silly windmills near Salina, Kansas. If it were not for government money these inefficient monstrosities would have never been built. I predict in 50 years they will be rusting monuments to a stupid energy policy.

Friday, June 12, 2009

David Letterman and Sarah Palin

The big news for the day regarded David Letterman’s jokes concerning Sarah Palin. It is somewhat amusing that Letterman is still telling jokes about Palin. Usually late night comedians poke fun of national figures such as the President. However, as Obama is African American it makes it risky for comedians to poke fun of him. A charge of “racism” can ruin a comedian’s career. So Letterman is reduced to making fun of safe targets such as Palin.

Of course, this controversy is actually good for both Palin and Letterman. Palin has embraced the controversy as a way to keep national attention. It also allows her to play the role of a victim. And Letterman must know that this controversy will be a good ratings boost.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Should fat women in swimsuits be a crime?

Here is a story (see link below) in which a man was arrested for wearing a woman’s swimsuit. He was sitting on a log on his property when the police arrested him. He was arrested for indecent exposure and menacing. Of course, he did not actually expose himself. And he never physically or verbally threatened a woman. However, many women called the police to complain he made them feel “uncomfortable.”


In the spirit of gender equality, I think men should follow the precedent and call 911 whenever we should see a fat woman in a bathing suit. I know such a sight makes many men feel uncomfortable. Hopefully, the police will use the same standard and arrest such women.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Question Authority

Here is an amusing story out of Arkansas.


Crank caller wreaks havoc on Arkansas hotel, duping employees, guests

JUNE 9--A telephone prankster posing as a sprinkler company employee caused havoc Saturday morning at an Arkansas Holiday Inn when he convinced an employee to set off the hotel's fire alarm, smash windows, shut down electricity, and break a sprinkler head that flooded the building lobby.

What is amazing is how people will blindly follow authority. ALWAYS question authority. Never blindly follow instructions.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

BNP Victory!

Great news out of England. The British National Party (BNP) stunned the establishment by winning two seats in the European elections.


BNP leader Nick Griffin has been elected to the European Parliament as the party won its first two seats. [...]

Labour's Harriet Harman described the result as "terrible" while Tory leader David Cameron said he was "sickened".

Based on immigration trends, soon the British people will no longer have self-determination. It is estimated that within a few decades the island that produced Shakespeare, Newton, Darwin, Blake, etc. will no longer be British or Christian. This is effectively genocide of a people. Similar to what happened to the American Indians.

The two main parties (Labor and Tories) both support the globalist agenda of the destruction of nations. Despite endless official propaganda and threats of violence it seems that some of the British people are starting to fight back to defend their nation.

During Nick Griffin’s (BNP Leader) press conference he was attacked by members of the United Against Fascism (UAF) group. The UAF obviously does not have a sense of irony as they acted in a fascist like manner to silence Free Speech of an elected representative. Below is video discussing the attack.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Gay Penguins

Per the BBC:

Gay rights activists have protested at a north German zoo's plans to test the sexual orientation of six male penguins which have displayed homosexual traits


I was able to confirm that the Tulsa Zoo has a homosexual penguin. And that the zoo has broken apart homosexual couples to attempt to get them to mate with icky girl birds. I am surprised that this scandal in Tulsa has not yet made national news.

Please call your congress things and give your support for gay penguin marriage.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

It was a year ago today

I created my first video on June 7, 2008 (my birthday). I purchased myself a laptop for my birthday and it had a built-in camera. I thought it would be fun to create a video for my brother who lives across the country. Since that time I have created hundreds of videos and I have been viewed by approximately a quarter of a million people. I want to thank all the people who have subscribed to my videos.

I am also somewhat amazed at how much I have changed in a year.

Here is the nice RAMZPAUL from a year ago:

And here is the evil RAMZPAUL from a week ago:

Anyway, thanks to all who understand my weird sense of humor. Hope to piss you all off in the coming year.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Solar Energy Creating Pollution

Below is a story in which some rich environmentally correct people are upset because “green” energy is creating noise pollution. The first sentence is one of the weirdest sentences I have ever read in a newspaper. The noise is causing dogs to eat doorknobs?


A Massachusetts solar panel plant near several Harvard farms is so noisy the horses have ulcers, the ducks have disappeared and a dog has started gnawing off doorknobs, angry neighbors say.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Eggs are Rape!

It seems that PETA is using the murder of abortionist George Tiller to raise awareness of the evil of eating eggs. As part of their anti-egg campaign, PETA has women sit in cages to symbolize the plight of chickens.


I personally approve of this sort of protest.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

I Am Sorry!

More than 200 years after the fact, the state House of Representatives voted Thursday to formally apologize for slavery in Connecticut.


I support this apology. I have felt tremendous guilt for slavery 200 years ago. And the Connecticut Representatives formal apology was a profile in courage to inspire us all!

However, the apology did not go far enough. In my video I also formally apologize for:

- Alexander the Great's invasion of Persia
- Rome’s invasion of what is now Spain and France
- The Norman invasion of 1066

Please accept my sincere apologies for these actions. I am SO sorry.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Taliban Rapes Europe

A Taliban leader kidnapped and raped Dutch journalist Joanie de Rijke. She defends her rapist - just as Europeans generally defends the rape of their nations.


Here is the story of a Dutch journalist named Joanie de Rijke who went the Afghanistan to interview the Taliban. The Taliban responded by holding her for ransom and raping her repeatedly. Joanie de Rijke was freed by the Taliban once her magazine paid the ransom.

Many people were surprised when she defended the Taliban. She defended her rape by explaining that the Taliban leader had high testosterone and could not control himself.

As a liberal, I am sure Joanie de Rijke is a proper feminist. If a Dutch male should happen to look at her the wrong way I am sure she would have screamed sexual harassment and demanded immediate action.

So what is it that makes a person such as Joanie de Rijke hate their own people? Many theorize that it is the Stockholm syndrome – the condition in which a kidnapped victim identifies with his attackers. I don’t’ believe that this is the case for Joanie de Rijke. I believe her own words - that she will excuse and rationalize a rape if it is from a man with high testosterone. Meaning, she is naturally more attracted to men that act like men versus the feminized men she finds in her own country.

Unfortunately, many of the men that are in positions of power in the West no longer have the desire to defend the West.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Deconstructing Nurse Jackie

YouTube is promoting the new Showtime series “Nurse Jackie.” This advertisement caught my eye because it looked VERY similar to a new NBC series called Mercy. Both Nurse Jackie and Mercy feature a White, middle-age, strong, independent, sassy nurse as the lead character. Both series also promote the politically correct stereotype of White Males being bumbling fools. Of course, homosexuals and non-Whites are portrayed as smart and competent characters.

Whiskey, one of the more insightful bloggers I like to read, analyzed Mercy concerning how it reflects the new feminist social norms.


What amazed me is how Nurse Jackie looks almost like an identical copy of Mercy. I know Hollywood is not known for original thinking, but to so closely copy another show is almost a form of outright plagiarism.

Nurse Jackie and Mercy are two examples of television programs that are steeped in the ideology of cultural Marxism. Yes, the goal of these shows is to draw an audience (mostly female). However, the secondary goal is to help define and shape social norms and behaviors. While the propaganda is fairly obvious and crude to those aware of such things, it can be effective in helping to shape and reinforce desired thoughts among the masses.