Friday, January 29, 2010
The local Oklahoma media has been in hysteria over the past few days about the winter storm that was approaching. Well, the storm hit and the human tragedy is unimaginable. Luckily our local media has been providing around the clock coverage of this disaster in the STORM CENTER (keeping you safe). The governor of Oklahoma has declared all of Oklahoma to be a DISASTER area.
Hopefully we will get much needed money from the federal government. Otherwise I will have to go out and loot, rape and kill as if I were in Haiti.
Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers. But mostly, be sure to send us money.
P.S. I will keep a running tally here of the human death toll of this storm:
People estimated killed so far in this OFFICIAL DISASTER: 0
01/30/10 - Death Toll update: 0
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
The economist had a recent article celebrating the fact the women now compose over 50% of the workforce! Also good news is that women compose 60% of the college graduates.
While this progress is nice, we need to do much more to redress pass injustices. As such, I am proposing that 100% of the workforce should be composed of women. Men should be forced to stay home and be oppressed as women were for so many years.
Below is a picture of typical male privilege. Hopefully, the glass ceiling will be eliminated that will allow the majority of coal miners, construction workers, roofers and soldiers to be composed of women.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
BILOXI, MS (WLOX) - Rebecca and Mark Stabler say their 8-year-old son Gabe has come home from Jeff Davis Elementary in tears every day since school began in August.
So, they put a tape recorder in his book bag to hear what goes on in his first grade class.
Monday, January 18, 2010
In San Diego a school's administration was horrified when a student actually conducted real science and brought a homemade motion detector to school. Of course, as these professional educators have never been exposed to real science they assumed anything with wires must obviously be dangerous. I imagine these bureaucrats trying to understand this motion detector would be akin to a chimpanzee trying to understand the workings of a computer. As such, they decided it was best to call the police into action to investigate the scary device. The San Diego police were quick to send their paramilitary force into action to investigate the matter!
As we return to the jungle...
Thursday, January 14, 2010
According to the CBS story, widespread looting and killing has erupted since the earthquake in Haiti. Yeah, that is a shock.
Monday, January 11, 2010
There was a great scene in the movie Dr. Zhivgo when Yuri returned home from the war after the communist revolution. When he returned to his home it was occupied by members of the Communist Party. One of the Communists in his house was an old humorless woman named Comrade Kaprugina. Kaprugina was a political officer who was always on the watch for counter-revolutionary thoughts. She was the type of woman who relished the thought of destroying any man who might question the established ideology.
Dr. Zhivago was a man who cared little for ideology or politics. His passion was medicine and his poetry. As part of this passion he always wanted to search for the truth. As he was somewhat naïve, he did not realize that speaking the truth could have him executed if it should contradict the Bolshevik ideology.
A great exchange was as follows:
Dr. Zhivago: You have no right to call me from work.
Communist Political Officer: -As a Soviet Deputy, l-- -
Dr. Zhivago: That gives you power, not the right.
Communist Political Officer: It's noticed, you know. Your attitude is noticed.
The spiritual heirs of Comrade Kaprugina can be found among many modern day feminists. These women zealously attempt to squash any form of expression that they deem to be “hate”. “Hate” is he modern day term of what would have been called “counter-revolutionary activity” in communist countries of the 20th century.
While the terminology may have changed over the years, it is interesting that the Marxists have not varied their tactics over the last 100 years.
The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant, systematic duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike and rejoice at what bring you nothing but misfortune. Our nervous system isn't just a fiction, it's part of our physical body, and our soul exists in space and is inside us, like teeth in our mouth. It can't be forever violated with impunity. - Boris Pasternak (author Dr. Zhivago)
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Transgendered is the new politically correct term for a sex change. Of course, biologically speaking, it is impossible for a man to change into a woman. In every cell of a man’s body is a Y chromosome. Mutilating a man’s penis and putting him in a frumpy dress does not transform him into a woman. No more than sticking feathers up your ass will make you a chicken.
So Amanda Simpson is a guy that runs around pretending to be a woman. Based on my libertarian sympathies, I really don’t care what sort of weird sexual perversions a guy is into. However, I do have a problem when the sexual perversion is waved as some sort of accomplishment that entitles someone preference to a government job.
In this article, Amanda claims that he fear being labeled as a token. This is somewhat ironic as Amanda is constantly bragging to the world how that he is so special because he mutilated his penis and dons a dress.